Products you should be aware of.

Tooth bushes with added tongue cleaner.

Unless you more than a fan of the 1972 movie “Deep Throat” you will not be able to achieve “a whole mouth clean” enjoy the gag reflex.

Humans cannot live in a sterile environment. Ever. No argument.

Anti aging creams. (Fragment consider revising)

You cannot defeat entropy. Keep looking at your wrist watch for proof of this.

Penta-peptides are not the hottest anti-aging ingredient around. Not even if you claim it to be fact by scribbling the word on a loose leaf pad and underline it. Nor are you a scientist by doing so. You are a charlatan.

Aunt Bessie's

If you can’t mix flour, eggs, butter, sugar or a pinch of salt, you need to be asking yourself some serious questions about why you have opposable thumbs and a cerebellum.

New Kitchen and bathroom suits.

Unless you old one can no longer hold water, clean you or cook your meals or has suffered greatly at the hands of a new cleaning agent advertised by a loud-mouthed idiot, you really don’t need to buy new.

Microwavable burgers (faster fast food)

Burgers have chemicals and E- numbers galore. Now imagine how many there are in these beasts

Perfumes.

I have only just a got High-definition television, and was most disappointed to find out that I still could not smell the perfume on those arty adverts.

Travel Adverts.

How about enjoy the life you have chosen for yourself instead of hopping on a plane and getting this “T-shirt Nirvana” from Thomas Cook. Learn about the world before you stamp your carbon footprint on it

"NEW HARD HITTING DRAMA"

Never seen one yet. Normally this means the drama depicts people of different genders or races shouting at each other.

Bomb Recipes on BBC NEWS 24

Yes complete with the word reconstruction superimposed along the screen.

Loose lips sink ships.

More to come soon…